man and women

A women worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

Studies show that married men live longer than unmarried men.
Some men say it just feels longer.

A woman usually wants to be heard, not fixed.

Why does it take 4 million male sperms to find and fertilise an egg?
Not one wants to ask for directions.

What can you tell from a well-dressed man?
His wife is good at picking out his clothes. ....haaa.so prom will be unflattering.haaa.